My PI only eats Carrots and Diet Coke....

So I am being pushed out of my research project. No one cares whether I want to work on it or not. It is as if time has run out and now I am out of the project.
In the mean time I have at least 2 other projects that I need to know and start working on YESTERDAY.
I was told by another lab member that there are two baskets in this lab. There is the basket in which, if you are in it then the boss likes you, asks you how you are, wants to know about your life, wants to play golf with you, gives you good projects....etc.
But if you are in the bad basket then he just doesn't bother with you... For example, the post doc that has had results in the last 6 months (keep in mind someone optimized everything for her before she arrived in lab), she is in the good basket. But me, the one that has had to optimize everything from Planet Mars to California, the one that has not had results every GOD damn day of her life, Well She goes in the evil basket.
I was told that all I have to do is jump into the good basket. By the time I was done with this conversation all I wanted to do was burn some easter bunnies in a basket. I saw it, I imagined it, I wanted them to suffer as much as I have.
Today I was also told that the more attempts into the good basket without sucess the harder it becomes to go into the good basket. So not only do I have to jump into a basket but I have to do it fast.
OFCOURSE no one explains exactly HOW to get into a good basket.
I guess the thing to do is have someone optimize everything for me first and then show results that are not statistically significant and don't have proper control.

I want to kill someone. I want to burn some bunnies alive and I want to hear them cry while they try to jump from one basket to another.