Well here is an example of what happends when 2 very busy souls such as my husband I are trying to chat about things we need to get done. Here is what happends when people try to do 4 things at the same time and 100's times as fast.
I am officially pasting a chat we had this morning. I hope you can understand it, see the mistakes, and enjoy it. I certainly laughed like crazy.
10:36 AM what are u doing?
me: nothing
waiting for class.
carlos: ohh
10:37 AM I need some cooffe
me: go get some
hey so how do you want to buy this new cell phone
are we going to buy a brand new one?
10:38 AM carlos: it all depends, we can get a new phone for you very discounted if we do another 2 year contract
or 1 year contract for a little more
or we can get a phone from ebay
but it all depends on what phone you want
so that's why I want to goto the store so you can see phones and so we can ask the person
10:39 AM me: we'll see.
10:40 AM so i am very dissapointed in us. we didn't look for hotels or anthing last night
carlos: uhm we where very tired
it happens
me: this can not continue
carlos: I know ur looking in san fran, but I got an email from red oak with some new listings
me: baby
10:41 AM do you remember
Dee's phone?
it used to be tiny
carlos: this weekend I think I'm going to buy a slow cooker, this way we can leave meals cooking through out the day while we're at work, and they'll be ready when we're home , that'll help
yeah I remember
hold let me show u some phones
10:42 AM me: I already told you we have a slow cooker....
i guess we can buy another.
carlos: where do we have a slow cooker ?
me: uhm in the bathroom right under the toilet. yeah (isa being sarcastic)
carlos: huh?
HUH???
me: me: baby
do you remember
Dee's phone?
it used to be tiny
do you remember
Dee's phone?
it used to be tiny
10:43 AM carlos: stop pasting old stuff baby and read my replies
now LISTEN
me: your reply to the phone was the slow cooker
10:44 AM carlos: first , what the hell are you talking about a slow cooker under the toilet ?
second look at the link I just sent you for the phones
me: i was already looking at that site
carlos: and just tell me the one you like
just tell me the one you like
me: GOD DAMMIT
PAY ATTENTION and answer my question with words
10:45 AM me: i know you put up a site. I was already looking at that
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
carlos: ugh , you're frustrating me a little baby
me: same here
listen to me
stop pasting the site
carlos: LISTEN FOR ONE MINUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
me: i only have a few minutes left
carlos: I did not paste the the same link
10:46 AM click on the links before you talk honey
I was showing a specifc phone in the last link I pasted
10:47 AM did you see it?
me: well you should tell me that I can't read your mind. and you still haven't said anything about my question about Dees phone do you remember it or not? it is not that hard of a question. I am going to look at the last link right now OKAY?
carlos: I did answer the question
I said yes I did remember
me: i don't like how that phone looks
okay
10:48 AM what brand was that phone?
i think i want that one.
:(
carlos: and from now on PLEASE when I paste a link, for anything in the future ... even the link looks the same PLEASE don't assume that it's the same , this is why our chat conversations get frustrating when we're showing stuff
that phone is an lg phone
10:49 AM me: well before pasting links please PLEASE answer my questions with words so that the conversation can be smoother. PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE!
okay now.
carlos: but I did answer
if you look back
(10:41:41) Carlos Munoz: yeah I remember
10:50 AM at 10:41 I pasted that
when you asked me
and you still have not explained about the slow cooker under the toilet
me: the phone that you said was an LG. were you talking about Dee's phone being an LG?
me: me: baby
do you remember
Dee's phone?
it used to be tiny
do you remember
Dee's phone?
it used to be tiny
carlos: but moving on - what don't you like about that phone? the color or the shape
me: I asked you way before that carlos.
carlos: jesus crist
listen
10:51 AM don't type
just read
teh following
me: uhm okay yes i am waiting
10:52 AM carlos: I REMEMBER DEES PHONE IT WAS TINY YES I GET IT
her phone was nokia brand , if I remember correctily
the pink phone that I showed is an LG phone (the way you posted your question it made it seem like that's what you where asking)
her phone was nokia brand , if I remember correctily
the pink phone that I showed is an LG phone (the way you posted your question it made it seem like that's what you where asking)
me: i have to go in 5 minutes!
carlos: now please answer this:
what about that pink phone did u not like ?
the shape or color ?
me: I ALREADY TYPED THAT I DIDNOT REPEAT DID NOT LIKE THE PHONE!
you need to start reading also.
10:53 AM carlos: ok, go through the verizon site - and just email me whatever phone you like honey
10:54 AM me: great thanks...
10:55 AM I'll talk to you laters.
carlos: ok bye bye
have fun in class
10:56 AM me: bye
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